Funny redneck dating jokes


16-Feb-2020 01:26

In the morning the day after I was married, the phone rang.' Reverse charges call from Jackie, 'said the operator.' Will you accept the charges?

' I couldn't think of anyone that I knew who was called Jackie; so I said no and put down the 'phone.

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(Bill Cosby)I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. (Rita Rudner)Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. After about an hour of trying to make it go, she walked over to the nearby marina. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order.

No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform.

She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. ' She said, 'In the lake.' (Henny Youngman)Never go to bed mad. (Phyllis Diller) Brigands demand your money or your life, women require both. Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, my wife, new to boating was having a problem.

He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer. White Trash Joke Why did Micheal Jackson turn white?



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